Sun-Dappled Fuzz-Head

(photo by Annabel Mehran)

A/K/A

Boo-Boo Kitty
Boobs Kid
Boobs
Scrunch
Munch
Crunch
Scrunchita Alonzo
Froggy
BLT
Dung-Beetle
The Creature
The Creatch
Little One

There's more that I can't recall right now. It feels weird to call her by her real name that's fer shur. My mother warned us about calling her by her nickname for too long. She has a 65 year old cousin who still goes by Pickles. As in, "Hey, is Cheryl there? It's Pickles." Or when her husband is mad at her he yells, "G-Dammit Pickles, I told you to pull the car into the driveway!" How can you be mad at an old lady named Pickles? C'mon, I dare ya!